What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

You Only Live Twice

What are the reasons why am I so tired before my period?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why do older people have a hard time using technology?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do so many men wait until they are retired or close to it to start having sex with Men? Most of them say they have always wanted to suck dick or be fucked. Why did you wait?

Live and Let Die

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Who's your celebrity crush?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Where can Ukrainians go if they cannot have shelter and heating this winter?

Moonraker

Octopussy

A View to a Kill

For those who were actually old enough to have experienced the 1970s and not for those who were born in the 70s. What were the pros and cons of that era?

-All the bad guys are black.

Diamonds Are Forever

Goldfinger

Why do I want to give up on men?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Ah so!”

Can a dental anesthesia injection cause nerve damage? After receiving an injection in my gums I felt a sharp tingle going from the gum to my lower lip, and now sometimes I get a bit of itchiness and discomfort in my lower lip. What is it?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What are some effective ways to cope with loss and grief?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Dr No

What was your best experience of having your navel touched?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why do I feel sleepy after massage?

-J W Pepper

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

From Russia With Love

Is Daenerys Targaryen really the most beautiful woman, or is everyone saying that just to flatter her?